This is the last known photo of Victoria, Colby’s red Honda Motorcycle, for he has totaled her this past week here in Boulder. Colby, a very conservative rider, hit a wet patch while going around a corner and let Vikki slip out from under him, tumbling to a stop in a nearby ditch. The bike was completely totaled, Colby however, landed on his feet (seriously). Mr. West is devastated by the loss, and spends his days on craigslist looking for another seemingly slutty road bike to bomb around on.

Pictured below: Colby and John double team Vikki on the way down to the yarn store.